psyco facts Missing that special someone and looking for the right words to help you get your feelings across while having fun doing it? Here are 50 funny ways to say I miss you to that awesome hubby of yours! Using the following phrases will make you both have fun and make you feel closer.
Love is so amazing and real! It is like dopamine and will have your blood rushing through your veins! When you love someone, you won’t be able to get them out of your head! Your heart will race just by hearing their voice! You won’t be able to think straight neither will you function properly! ( me being poetic)
50 Extremely Funny Ways To Say I Miss You
If you feel like having a little fun while getting your message across, you are going to love the following phrases! Get ready to laugh so hard just by imagining how your hubby will react when he reads the following texts!
1. I’m missing you like a hole in the head
2. I miss you like a missing tooth
3. I miss you like a bad case of hemorrhoids
4. I miss you like a fart in a spacesuit
5. I miss you like a pinky toe
6. I miss you like food misses salt
7. I miss you like a tax audit
9. I miss you like a bald tire
10. I miss you like crazy pants
11. I miss you like crazy monkey pants on fire running through a field of carrots
12. I miss you like Howard misses Sheldon
13. I miss you like when I lost my mobile phone
14. I miss you like when I lost my remote control
15. I miss you like when I lost my keys
16. I miss you like an arm misses an elbow
17. I miss you like the bald miss the hair
18. I miss you like I miss my two front teeth
19. I miss you like a lighthouse misses the shore
20. I miss you like a train misses its track
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21. I miss you like a stamp on a letter
22. I miss you like a drunk misses his hang-over
23. I miss you like a fat kid misses cake while eating cake
24. I miss you like peanut butter misses jelly
25. I miss you like a fish misses water
26. I miss you like a hamster misses a wheel
27. I miss you like a snake misses a rattle
28. I miss you like a dog misses a bone
29. I miss you like a cop misses a donut
30. I miss you as a thief misses stealing
31. I miss you like a giraffe misses a neck
32. You are the cheese of my macaroni
33. You are the bacon to my egg
34. You are the butter to my toast
35. You are the cherry on my cake
36. You are the french fries to my hotdog
37. You are the ketchup to my french fries
38. You are the peanut butter to my jelly
39. I’m like a man without a country
40. I’m like a dog without a bone.
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41. I’m like a bird without wings.
42. I miss you like a broken arm
43. I miss you like a distracted boyfriend
44. I miss you like a dog misses his bowl
45. I miss you like a crazy town
46. I miss you so much I could tickle you all-day
47. Me and my imagination miss you
48. I miss you like the rain misses the plants
49. I miss you like the flowers miss the bees
50. I miss you like the sun misses the snow
